Jana Pleyto
Sandra 1Levi's Stress-The Replacement
September 14th 2007 05:05
RESULT!
As I type I can feel the blue dye affecting my skin tone. My new jeans arrived at my work by way of courier some half an hour ago. The final step in a long journey.
And what a journey it has been. One we have all shared together. A touching tale about a boy and his jeans: Boy buys jeans, boy destroys them by way of calisthenics, boy writes a whimsical letter to the powers that be voicing his plight, boy has jeans replaced. A saga.
I must thank all that have read my story and shook the foundations with me. Foundations of what? I don't know. But it sounds like we're all revolutionaries fighting some fascist regime. But were actually not.
If this has taught me anything it's that if you really want something and you visualise it you can get it. Not that's a load of shit. What I really learnt was; that if you talk enough bollocks people will suspect you to be of an unsound mind and give you what you want before you start sending them pieces of Spam shaped like a nativity scene or take up residence in their roof and befriend their possums.
I will finish on this; if anybody out there has a needy cause and needs someone to whittle them a letter from words and paper, then send your plight to me. I will do my best to talk as much rubbish as I possibly can and maybe, just maybe, the person reading the letter will become afraid and leave town, or they may revoke, apoloigise, drop the charges, tear the fine up or give you or kitten back unharmed.
Email Address: michael_waters_1@hotmail.com
That is all.
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